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Clown Seeking Designated Laugher
Age 51 From Kansas City, Missouri - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I spend a lot of time in situations most people never get into: trying to negotiate an escalator wearing 5' stilts, throwing knives around perfect strangers heads, dueling with blind pirates...

I've never had to sit behind a desk and collect a paycheck...while stressful sometimes, I wouldn't trade my life for anything.

I suppose I'm looking for someone who doesn't mind that I travel for work a lot, talk to myself while rehearsing, and teach people to hit each other with swords. This person would also bring their own strange and off-beat talents to the table.

A craving for coffee and any hour of the day or night is also very cool.
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is  
Actor
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Comedic, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Dining, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, Mathematics, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Going to a Blues Club I've never been to in a city I'm travelling to. Especially on jam nights.

At home, putting on the character make-up on an off day and wandering around the streets trying out new bits for future shows. I love to go to the tourist areas and interct with them.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date
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